The first Ever All Jewish Swimsuit calender

With a name like the Naked Israeli, how could I not mention the first ever all Jewish swimsuit calender published by Heeb Magazine? Jewish men of my generation including my brother were always saying that Jewish women were not attractive. This calender features 5 Israeli and one Jewish american women that are so beautiful it should put that comlaint to rest. Who can resist a bikin clad Jewish beauty reading Phillip Roth’s ‘Portnoy’s Complaint’?

The guest editor of the issue was director Brett Ratner. He wrote, “All this Jewish stuff is really important to me. Maybe that’s why I forced [comedian] Chris Tucker to order gefilte fish in Rush Hour 2.”